School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway


nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

(via awake-with-mistakes)


saucymerbabe:

No one.

No one.

EVER has a right to touch you if you don’t want to be touched.

Not your husband. Not your fiance. Not your boyfriend. Not your partner. Not your friends. Not even your own family.

You are a person and your body is your own. And it’s a privilege if you allow someone to touch it.

A god damn privilege that can be snatched up and you don’t owe anyone a reason but that it’s your body and only YOUR body.

(via awake-with-mistakes)


(via feellng)



toocooltobehipster:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

580,000 people are unaware that the word fat is an adjective and fingernail isn’t

god bless tumblr

(via epic-humor)


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getthisoff:

GARLIC BREAD

image

(via epic-humor)


foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(via epic-humor)


depressingfinland:

—- Fan submission, thanks unottuvuus!
I find the third question the most important. Why are we?

depressingfinland:

—- Fan submission, thanks !

I find the third question the most important. Why are we?


(via feellng)


(via shampoo)


momofficial:

spiritdick:

I want to know why


free him

momofficial:

spiritdick:

I want to know why

free him

(via shampoo)


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